Super-Earth scientists have spaghettied themselves with Dark Fluid in a research incident: That’s good news for Helldivers 2 players

There’s good news and bad news for Helldivers 2 players, although in this case it’s essentially the same thing. The bad news is that 12 Super-Earth scientists were, er, “spaghettified” in a dark fluid research facility after the volatile material suddenly and without warning collapsed into a “micro black hole.” The good news is that this unfortunate incident has convinced some players that the arrival of the Illuminati, the previously absent third enemy faction in Helldivers 2, is imminent.

We’re going to talk about leaks and spoilers here for the sake of completeness, so stop reading now if you want to avoid that sort of thing.