Milk: Taste test does Buffalo Bills players good

The Buffalo Bills are in the middle of their summer break, resting to make sure everything runs smoothly before training camp at St. John Fisher University in late July. So even the Bills’ social media team has had to find ways to keep fans engaged without any action or breaking news to fill their days.

Enter milk. Yes, milk, that magical beef-based drink we all know so well, is here to fill at least a small portion of your afternoon bill. Stop hoarding!

Here are some of your favorite Buffalo Bills who took part in a blind dairy taste test. It’s mostly milk, we promise. However, note that “mostly” does not mean “all.” If you’re lactose sensitive or intolerant, this may come across as “Double Dare” or “Fear Factor.”

Not even a real milkshake?! Presumably, many people grew up drinking milk, but a good percentage of them haven’t experienced the magic of whole milk—especially the freshest variety hand-delivered by your local dairy farmer. But I digress.

Why take the time to share this video at Buffalo Rumblings? It’s all about the fun. But a closer look reveals a healthy dose of camaraderie that could benefit the team moving forward in 2024.

As a leader, quarterback Josh Allen has one of the most approachable and engaging personalities in the organization. Almost anyone would buy a car or a house from Allen. Be wary of Allen if he tries to sell you a timeshare in Florida or even a boat. Remember, there are two favorite days for any boat owner: the day they buy a boat and the day they sell it.

In terms of engaging personalities, sure, left tackle Dion Dawkins mirrors Allen’s candor, but the wide receiver room is full of grit. Rookie wide receiver Keon Coleman has already established himself as a characterful guy, while KJ Hamler could make a strong case for the roster based on his temperament alone. But don’t overlook cornerback Kaiir Elam, who clearly understood the assignment in the clip above.

While this fun piece of social media comes to you with a heavy dose of humor on my part, it’s refreshing to see that humor and a good sense of adventure are alive and well at One Bills Drive.

Now, who’s ready to go run some sprints? (Rumor has it Rex Ryan snuck out to make himself a snack.)