WWE Risks Quick Rematch With Bad Blood PLE In Atlanta

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Comrades! El Presidente warns WWE about Swifties’ wrath over their new Bad Blood PLE announcement. Plus, the secrets of the Dictators’ Taylor Swift fan club are revealed!

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your beloved El Presidente, coming to you from the luxurious confines of my diamond-studded and gold-plated underground bunker. Today, I bring you news juicier than a freshly squeezed mango from my private orchard! WWE has announced a new live Premium Event: WWE Bad Bloodwhich will take place in Atlanta, Georgia on Saturday, October 5th! Be on the lookout for your tickets before they disappear faster than my enemies in the middle of the night.

The announcement was made via a captivating YouTube video featuring none other than the undisputed WWE Champion. Cody Rhodes and music master Metro in full swing. In this cinematic masterpiece, our dynamic duo snags tickets to this groundbreaking event at State Farm Arena. The video is set to the pulsating beats of Metro Boomin’s hit “GTA,” with Future – a track available on Apple Music and Spotify for those who want to get in the mood.

Mark your calendars, comrades! WWE Bad Blood Kickoff will be at 7:00 PM ET/4:00 PM PT on October 5. You can catch all the action on Peacock in the US and WWE Network everywhere else. But before you start planning your viewing parties, we need to take care of one urgent matter.

As someone who has faced, and dare I say defeated, the American CIA on several occasions, I have to advise WWE to make sure they have the proper clearances for the name “Bad Blood.” Why, you ask? Because they may not be ready to face the wrath of the Swifties!

Ah yes, the Swifties – a force more powerful than any military coup I have ever orchestrated! While wrestling fans can be rowdy, they are mere amateurs compared to the devoted legions of Taylor Swift The fans. Trust me, comrades, as a dictator who has had his fair share of run-ins with armies and fans alike, Swifties are not to be trifled with. Imagine the calamity if WWE accidentally encroached on Taylor Swift’s territory without paying her due!

Speaking of Taylor Swift, your El Presidente is a big Swiftie! I remember many nights when my fellow dictators and I—yes, even the gruffest among us—would gather under the moonlit sky of my estate, exchanging brightly colored friendship bracelets while excitedly speculating about whether Taylor and Travis Kelce will soon hear the wedding bells. There is no such thing as singing out of tune.”Love story“by a band of former tyrants!

I even hosted the Tour of the eras Right here in my country, earlier this year! Taylor performed under the grand chandeliers of my presidential palace while the elites and the common people danced in harmony. In my magnanimity, I offered her a ten-year residency – the pièce de résistance of my cultural coup! Alas, the American CIA, driven by sheer jealousy and perhaps a hint of bigotry for Taylor, intervened. They cited “security reasons,” but we all know the truth, don’t we?

Now, let’s get back to our sheep, comrades! WWE Bad Blood at Atlanta’s State Farm Arena is an event not to be missed. Cody Rhodes, Metro Boomin, the chaos of wrestling, and maybe the silent, watchful eyes of the Swifties – it’s going to be a night to remember. Tickets are expected to go on sale soon, so stay tuned. Be sure to check back with Bleeding Cool regularly for the latest details, juicy gossip, and updates on how you can secure your spot at WWE Bad Blood.

So, comrades, mark your calendars for October 5th, get ready for the show, and may your fervor for wrestling be as relentless as a Swiftie’s love. El Presidente, out! Long live freestyle wrestling and long live Taylor Swift!

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