SHERIFF WAYNE IVEY: 66-year-old man beats up potential car burglar after being attacked by ‘Mr. Tough Guy’

The victim required only brief medical treatment and was left without serious injuries

The perpetrator, Blake Robinson, 29, faces serious crimes, including burglary of an unoccupied means of transportation and assault on a person over 65 years of age.

BREVARD COUNTY, FLORIDA – Welcome to Brevard County, where we proudly support: “Play stupid games… win stupid prizes!”

In the early hours of Friday morning, a citizen called 911 to report that he heard a noise outside his house and went to see what it was.

Outside he met a guy named Blake Robinson, who made the stupid mistake of gaining access to a car that, of course, didn’t belong to him.

Our victim fumbled for his phone to call the police and when he came back outside to confront Robinson, he was attacked and punched in the head before being thrown to the ground.

Although Robinson then kicked him in the head, the victim was able to defend himself and hit Robinson, causing him to fall back and escape.

When officers arrived on the scene, they were able to quickly arrest Robinson, who appeared to be having great difficulty getting back up after being spanked by a 66-year-old man.

That’s right, Mr. Tough Guy Robinson was mauled by a 66-year-old man who, fortunately, only required brief medical treatment and escaped without serious injuries.

Robinson, on the other hand, was fortunate enough to be in Brevard County, where he won a few prizes for his stupidity, including a chauffeured ride to a local medical facility to have his injuries examined before reaching his not-so-luxurious accommodations at Ivey’s Iron Bar Lodge.

At the lodge, he was given a freshly laundered two-piece ensemble to settle into before being shown to his sleeping area in our open floor plan. Finally, he was granted bail of $30,000 for burglary of an unoccupied conveyance and assault on a person over the age of 65.

Wow, that sucks…he was charged with aggravated assault for hitting a person over 65 who then spanked him!

We hope you enjoy your stay at our lodge, and as we like to say here in Brevard County, “Play around and find out!”

– Sheriff Wayne Ivey