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The five “most sexually active” popes

Although my understanding of the details of the Catholic religion is far less than that of someone who grew up with the faith, there are a few things that II am quite confident. First, that priests should be celibate. Second, since the Pope is basically the boss of all priests, they are definitely shall not lay down any sacred wood.

However, it turns out that this rule has been falsified quite often throughout church history. Granted, many of the following accounts have been challenged, but my faith in the Catholic Church admitting its mistakes has only diminished over time and the more I read about history.

Pope Alexander VI.

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If youIf you think these are cases of a secret touching in a dark stairwell followed by a life of regret, you may want to adjust your expectations. In the case of Pope Alexander VI, the man had absolutely no interest in pursuing it in the service of God. As huge chunks of written history about a Pope are centered around his many sonsYouHe would have to be pretty deep in the sand to claim that his papal engagement ring remained intact.

He had four sons with a single wife, Vannozza Catanei, and these are only the confirmed descendantsHis total result is thought to go up to 10which I think we can admit is at least very Catholic.

Pope John XII.

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Teenagers are notoriously horny. Popes are notoriously notoriously horny. So when you make a teenager pope, you have to give something up. In the case of Pope John XII, who was appointed pope in the 10th century, it was apparently the fasteners on his papal underwear that gave up.

Liudprand of Cremona said that John XII had turned the Papal Palace into a “brothel”, but he had reason to speak ill of him because he was an ally of Pope John XII.s arch enemy, the German King Otto I. The words may have been strong, but the feeling was nott wrong, says a professor at the Catholic University of America with the wonderfully assonant name Ken PenningtonPope John XII.‘s involvement with pillow art lasted until his last breath, and rumor has it that he died of a stroke while sleeping with a married woman.

Pope Paul II

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To be fair, the reports of Pope Paul II.s papal infidelity is one of the most hotly contested. But when you hear about the top story attributed to him,We will understand exactly why the Church is nott to go to court in this case in particular. They would much rather see everyone stick to the company line, which says that Paul II died of severe indigestion after eating too much melon. A death that is nott particularly flattering, unless the rumor is that he died while putting up his back panels – and I say that with the greatest possible respect blown out by a page.

Pope Julius III.

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Another potentially queer pope whose status is hotly debated is Pope Julius III. The parts of his story that raise eyebrows arenot as offensive as those of Pope Paul II (but how could they be), but were probably more damaging to his actual task as Pope.For one of the most curious details of his papacy is that his rise went hand in hand – and I use this term here only figuratively – with that of a 15-year-old beggar named Innocenzo.

Innocenzo, although he had no qualifications, found himself quickly appointed cardinal by Julius IIIwhich sparked a massive scandal about the Pope’s exact relationships young new community. Mentions by the Venetian ambassador that Innocenzo “shared the Pope’s bedroom and bed” certainly notdoes not help to suppress the rumors.

Pope Benedict IX.

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Sex or not, Pope Benedict IX is widely regarded as one of the worst popes of all time. He was so bad/terrible/evil that Saint Peter Damian considered him “a demon from hell in the disguise of a priest.” So Benedict IX.s penchant for carnal vices – he is said to have held orgies in the Lateran Palace – wasnot a sin of his own, but just another ingredient in the goulash of unholy behavior that he brought to the role. A typical example: Heit is still the only pope to have sold his papacy to the highest bidder when he finally resigned – something I also did nott consciously was allowed.