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Elon Musk attacks Gavin Newsom in phallic online rant: “Deeznutz”

Elon Musk attacked California Governor Gavin Newsom on Monday in a phallic-tinged rant in which he made numerous references to “Professor Suggon Deeznutz.”

After the Tesla founder shared a doctored version of a presidential campaign video from Vice President Kamala Harris, Newsom tweeted that manipulating ads by political candidates “should be illegal.”

Newsom then promised to introduce legislation “within weeks” to ensure that this is the case.

Musk commented under his tweet that the video he shared was a “parody” and then started making jokes about freedom of speech.

“I checked with renowned world authority Professor Suggon Deeznutz and he said parody is legal in America,” Musk wrote. He added: “Newsom should establish an endowed chair 😉 at the University of California for Prof. Deeznutz.”

Then Musk’s right-wing supporters began to conspire against Newsom.

“Gavin Newsom wants to censor satire,” wrote internet star Paul A. Szypula. “No wonder woke comedy stinks.”

Right-wing news organization The Quartering used the opportunity to attack Newsom’s handling of California’s ongoing housing crisis.

“The people of your state need literal poop maps to navigate your streets without stepping in them,” they wrote. “You ARE a parody.”